YouTube, Talking, Maggie
Cats, YouTube Commenters, Homeless People
Hi, my name is Victor. I'm a body pillow that's been living in Japan for many years now, and I'm looking for someone to hold me tight. Well, not just me, actually. My bestest friend Maggie would also come along for the ride. Don't worry, we're totally just best friends, and she's a blast. Just look at that cute face. You're so cute. You're so cutey wootey aren't you Maggie-Waggy. Yes you are. Yes you are. YESsss you are!! Come 'ere. Com'ere. What a good girl. Do you want a treat? Does Maggie want a treat? Ok... siiiiiittt. Sittttttt. Good girl! Here you go. How was that my little princess? Was it weally twastwyy??
Oh, are you still here? Uh, just hit me up if you're interested in dating us. Dog people only, please.